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Dog Free Zone

Even in benevolent dogocracies, there is a need for exclusion zones.


In Schonheit Castle, that would be the laundry.  Extensive and sophisticated measures have been put in place to ensure the security of Zone Cat.

Within Zone Cat are all the standard amenities, that a feline would require…

Fine dining…

Multi tiered sleeping accommodation…

At your convenience…  (no expense spared)

Infiltration by the Ambassador has been on occasion known, as evidenced by the barfing of cat food on the hall carpet…

…cat food is in direct violation of the Ambassadors internal constitutional rights.


Posted by on 20 July, 2012 in Uncategorized


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