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New and Shiny!

Don’tcha just love the smell of freshly replaced, new and shiny never been used, bank cards?

Now…   where the heck did I put my wallet…?


Posted by on 27 September, 2012 in Uncategorized


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I Smell Bacon

Dear Ambassador,

I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

Let’s get the bad news out of the way first; yes it was indeed bacon that you smelled cooking, which had been infused with maple syrup during cooking, and then made into grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches… but alas no; you will not be getting any of the actual bacon.

The good news however, is that because it was streaky bacon there was quite a lot of bacon fat left in the pan… and we are happy to report that this has now been poured all over your biscuits.

Love Craig


Posted by on 20 August, 2012 in Uncategorized


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