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The Great Catsby

This past week we have been hearing quite a lot about “The Great Catsby”…  well I think that is what the humans said…   apparently it is some early 20 th century fictional story that one of the human younglings had to read and then write 800 words about, for an English assignment.

Problem is; the human youngling in question thought that “The Great Catsby” was a load of old cat barf… after all what 16 year old boys wouldn’t…  (his Dad read chapter one and gave up…)

The resulting cat-a-wailing that eminated from his room during the week was rather something to behold.

Anyone would have thought they were trying to feed him ‘stale’ cat biscuits that had been sitting in the bowl longer than 30 minutes!



Posted by on 21 August, 2012 in Uncategorized


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Dog Free Zone

Even in benevolent dogocracies, there is a need for exclusion zones.


In Schonheit Castle, that would be the laundry.  Extensive and sophisticated measures have been put in place to ensure the security of Zone Cat.

Within Zone Cat are all the standard amenities, that a feline would require…

Fine dining…

Multi tiered sleeping accommodation…

At your convenience…  (no expense spared)

Infiltration by the Ambassador has been on occasion known, as evidenced by the barfing of cat food on the hall carpet…

…cat food is in direct violation of the Ambassadors internal constitutional rights.


Posted by on 20 July, 2012 in Uncategorized


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