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Segregation

03 Aug

Dear Ollie

We are sorry that you had to wait an extra 5 minutes for your dinner last night, but really since one of your other aliases is ‘Guts Face’ we think that it is only fair that your sister Millie, gets to eat first unmolested and free of harassment, before you get to fill that cavernous and insatiable entity otherwise known as your stomach.

We can assure you that she did indeed leave some food for you, and even if she had eaten everything, then we would have happily given you more.

Rest assured that your loud complaint at having to wait was noted and was given all due consideration.

We considered it.   You had to wait, so Millie actually got something to eat.

Fondest regards

Your Humans.

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7 Comments

Posted by on 3 August, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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7 responses to “Segregation

  1. Katie Isabella

    3 August, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    WELL DONE! WELL SAID!!!

     
  2. The Schulmanator

    3 August, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    I am sure a diplomatic protest will be filed with the BFA…

     
    • craig-abcvs

      3 August, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      A diplomatic protest was certainly lodged, however it was not upheld… or maybe it was vetoed.

       
  3. spittythekitty

    3 August, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Okaze, I am still figuring out who you all are….so Millie and Ollie are KITTEHS (the highest form of life) and you, Prince Scholheit, are a woofie. I myself am KING so I outrank efurryone.

    And see, isn’t it just like a Woofie to be calling a Human “Master”–as if!!!

    Thanks for visiting me 😉 I approve of anyone connected to The Admiral and Katie Isabella and/or her Mommy and/or her Human family.

     
    • craig-abcvs

      3 August, 2012 at 4:22 pm

      Well you know what they say…

      Dogs have masters…

      Cats have STAFF!

       
  4. spittythekitty

    3 August, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Oops–Schonheit!!! Sorry, Your Highness.

     
    • craig-abcvs

      3 August, 2012 at 4:19 pm

      Well yes, and welcome… this is well… a woofie, kittieh… yeah whatever kind of blog.. not really sure what it is yet, it just is. Hey there is even recipe stuff in here!

       

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